tvspecial:

when someone you like describes their type and it’s obviously not you

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timoodles:

there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts

there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police

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SORRY MA’AM, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST. TOO MUCH MAYO.

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You didn’t love her. You just didn’t want to be alone. Or maybe, maybe she was good for your ego. Or maybe she made you feel better about your miserable life, but you didn’t love her, because you don’t destroy the person that you love.
Callie Torres, ‘The Heart of the Matter’  (via fawun)

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niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax

niknak79:

This cat knows how to relax

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nearlyheadlessfinnick:

There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight.”

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